Friend........

Life is 5 star, Mother is top star, Father is king star, Teacher is Ultimate star, Lover is action star, But A friend is the, “REAL STAR........@ ur'a inaN

Just fun with Customercare.........

Boy Called customer care A girl picked up the phone . Girl: namaste sir customer care nunchi meku yevidanga sahaya padagalanu..?? . Boy: thank u ummwa . Girl( angrily) : sry sir meeku yevidanga sahayapadagalanu..?? . Boy : madam nannu pelli... cheskuntara..?? . Girl: sir meeru wrong number ki call chesaru sir number check cheskondi... . Boy : wrong kadu correct number ki chesanu.. "-------" care kada idi.. . Girl: ha "-------" care sir.. But sorry sir nen pelli cheskolenu ...!! . Boy: mam listen to me. . Girl: no not interested sry . Boy: love marriage cheskundam honeymoon ki switzerland, arrange marriage aite paris..!! . Girl: sir nenu pelli cheskonu antunna . Boy :court marriage ki expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ki expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding lo aite 2000rs yem cheddam cheppu nuvve..!! . Girl: meeku okkasari chepte ardam kada??? Nen pelli cheskolenu antunna.. but meeru inka e offers yenduku cheptunnaru..?? . Boy : ippudu ardamayyida madam ma badha maku me thokkalo offers akkarledu ani call cut cheste malli call chesi dobbutuntaru yenduku.. Poni akkaditho urukuntara?? Daily 10Messages new offers ani pampistaru .. inkosari customers care nundi message or call vachhindi ante chepta ne pani .....!!!!! keep smile........@

God naku nachhadu...........@

"Devuda, o manchi devuda"! ma frnds ni kalavadaniki clg ichav, Aadukovadaniki labs ichav, Jokulu veskodanki teachers ni ichav, bunk kotte budhi ni kuda ichav! Kani endukaya xams pettav?:( Aina, inni ichav kabatti nu naku nachav, Oka roju mundu qustn paper leak iyyela chudu, Lekapote qstn paper rakunda chudu Adikuda kakapote,emi rayakunna markulese teachers ni chudu, ila ma clslo unna 60 stdnts ki Alage ma clg lo una 5400 stdnts ki, Inka Anni clge lo una...!? Naku no. sariga telidu,ila enta mandi unte andaru anni pass ayela chudu! nu chestav naku telsu..endukante basically u r god,vry gud god . ur's inaN.....

Brotherrrrrrrrr..............

Just for fun Girl (In Train) : Can I Sit Here? Boy : Ofcourse Its All Yours. Girl : Can I Take Some Water? Boy : Yes, Ofcourse Girl : Annayya Next Station Edi? . . . . . . . Boy : Mi Babu Emaina GPS Fit Chesada Na Brain Lo? Chetilo Phone Sacchindi Kada Phone Cheskoni Tagaladu. Ley Ley Seat Khali Cheyi Ika. Nenu Nidrapovali. Annayya Anta Annayya ur's inaN

What a Proposal...............

1st class boy proposing his classmate in magadheera style . boy:-"pencil ninnu thakindi,rubber kuda thakindi ninnu thakithe thappa"? girl:-"pencil raatha neripindi,rubbe r thappu cheripindi, vaatithoti polika neekela" boy:-"avi 3rd class varake thodossthay amma,ne 10th class varaku thoduntanamma" ur'a inaN........>>>@

Friendship.......@ ha ha ha ha

oka Ammayi room lo kurchoni chala edusthundhi… . . . . . . Vaalla Amma chusi daggarki vachi em jargindhi cheppamma, Naku cheppava Nenu nee frnd lanti dhanne kadha cheppu anindhi . . . . . . Appudu Ammayi :- Em cheppamantavey Nenu maa vonni kaludhamani Shopping Mall ki vellina, Akkada mee vodu Nannu chusesadu ika Akkadi nundi Inti varaku kottukuntu thiskochadu...... Ardhamaithe like kottandi.... ur's inaN......@

Girls are Rockzzzzzzz...............

Lovers are chatting in whats app there's conversation: Boy: hi Girl: hello Boy: Eame chestunavu ??? Girl: nothing, why? Boy: Mee intlo yevaru unaru??? Girl: Yavaru leru Boy: Ravala Girl: Raa Boy: ok . . . . . . . (boy went to her home ) Boy: Heyyy mee intikey lock undi anti Girl: Nenu mundhe chepanuga intlo evaru lerani njoy....... ur's inaN

FUn......

boy: Watsapp undha? . girl: ledhu . boy: aithe install cheyochuga! . girl: kani oka condition.. . boy: entadhi..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . girl: nuvvu naku ni watsapp password cheppali mari.... . boy: bagavanthuda enti swamy maku ee pariksha ekadaina watsapp ki pass word untunda bayya....... ur's inaN

Searching.........

నీవులేక గగనంలొ ఒంటరిగా వెతికాను ॥ నీజాడకు తారాడుతూ మౌనంగా వెతికాను ॥ మనసంతా శూన్యంగా అంబరాన్ని గాలిస్తూ కలతచెంది కన్నీటితొ గాయంగా వెతికాను ॥ ఏడేడూ లోకాలలొ నీ ఉనికే తెలియకుంది తనువంతా కనులు చేసి కలవరంగ వెతికాను ॥ అందమంత నీదేగా అలంకరణ నీకేగా అలసిసొలసి సొమ్మసిల్లి భారంగా వెతికాను॥ మనసులోన నీరూపం నింగిలోన నిశబ్దాలు మబ్బులనూ తొలగిస్తూ వేదనగా వెతికాను ॥ గుండెఎంతొ బరువౌతూ నీవులేని వెలితౌతూ ఆదేవుని ప్రార్ధిస్తూ గానంగా వెతికాను ॥ చీకటినీ చూపిస్తూ మబ్బులన్ని కమ్ముకుంటు మనసంతా ముంచుతున్న దు:ఖంగా వెతికాను ॥ మధురవాణి మౌనప్రేమ నీదేనని చెప్పాలని మనసులోన మమతనింపి కోరికగా వెతికాను ॥ ur's inaN.....>>@

Best wishes from Boyzzz....@

Boy to grl Bfore exam: all the best . . . . Grl: all the best u too! . . . Girl scored 80 marks & boy failed . . . Moral: only boys wish with true heart smile emoticon ur's inaN....@

Boyzzz are always ROCKZZZZZZ......@

NewTEACHER : All students introduce ur name and hobbies! . 1st boy : my name is nitesh nd my hobby is watching moon . 2nd boy : my name is ramesh and hobby is watching moon . 3rd boy: my name is mahesh&my hobby is watching moon . All boys told their different names but hobby was same...... TEACHER : Good all boys have same hobby now its girl's turn, . . 1st girl : hi, my name is MOON....... :)) :)):-);-) Ardham aithe navvu kondi... By DOOLURI

Love is injurious to Health

oka saari I LOVE U anagaane MEE2 anaali annaka vadilestaraa 3,4 years o pellichesukovaali poni chesukunnaka vadilestaaraa ... cinemalu shikaarlu cheeralu jaketlu ledante edupulu...pedabobbulu edo control cheddam kada ani rendu debbaleste gruha himsa domestic violence mahila hakkulu TV9 tadi gudda antinchesi kitikiki kattipadeyaru kukkapillalaagaa sorry ivvanni bharinchadaaniki i'm not a tommy...I'M A TIGER <|>

Wife and Husband Joke

Oka ammai ki city lo interview tharuvatha job vasthundhi, thanu'thana husband ki SMS cheyalanu kuntundhi, husband kangaru padtharemonani' . . Kani . . Thanu . . Anukokunda wrong number ki SMS send chesindhi aa MSG vachinavadu thana wife anthyakriyalu chesi thirigi vasthunnadu, SMS chadhavagane athanu spruha thappi padipothadu. . . MSG lo matter ila untadhi.. . . . . . . 'nenu kshemangane cherukunnanu, ikada undadaniki vasathi bagane undhi and mobile use chese facility kuda undhi , miru badhapadakandi 1-2 rojulalo nenu mimmalni kuda ikadake Rappinchukuntanu keep smile.........@

Keep Smile

Oka pisinari abbai pisinari ammai premalo paddaru. . . . . Pisinari ammai: . . Ma dad padkunnappu road paina coin padesthanu, sound vini ventane intloki ochey! . . . . Kani abbai coin visirina 1hr tharvatha Intloki ochadu. . Ammayi : ravadaniki Intha sependhuku cheshav? . . . Abbai : adhi nenu coin vethukuthu unnanu ipati varaku . . amai : Arey pagal coin ki dharam katti visireshanuraa tharvatha malli nenu venakki lageskunna pagal..! keep smile....@@@@@

Only For Girls....>@

Repeated One : It's a Challenge for all Girls If u r Genious . . . Oka Intlo 2 Birds Unnaayi . . . . . Oka Bird Name "" I love you..."". . . . . Inko Bird Name "" You love me"". . . . . . . ""You love me"" Intlo Nundi Bayataki Vellindhi . . . . . . . Mari Intlo Unde Bird Name Yenti?? tell me........@

Good Friend.....

Girl: hai ra...! Boy: hai ra .. Ekkada.? Girl: rey nenu cinema theater dhaggara unna.tondaraga ra mve ki velthdham..! Boy: ha ok bujji 15min..! Girl:ok tondaraga vachey!(halfan hour later.. . Boy inka raledhu .. Phone cheste boy lift cheyaledu.. Kopamtho malli try chestune undi but respnce ledhu.. Chala sarlu try cheshaka lift cheshadu) . Girl:hello hello enti enni sarlu call cheyali vastunnava ledha.? . Boy: adi kaadu ra way lo oka uncle ku accident aindi . uncle nu hsptl lo join cheshanu nuv kuda ra..... . Girl: evadiko acdnt aithe nekenduku ra., oo pedda sangasevakuniva., girlfrnd mve ki rammante raakunnavadivi nvokkadive ra chi.. . Boy: enduku ra ala antav manaku eppudo okappudu ela jariginappu naluguru kavali kada.. . Girl:hey chi natho matladaku bye... ( ala call cut cheyagane vala amma call chesindi.. ) . Girl: ha amma cheppu? . Amma: ekkadunnave? Phne cheste busy ani vastundi.. Nana ku acdnt aindi ra tondaraga raa hsptl lo unna? . Girl edustu: avna amma ippude vastunna! (hsptl ku vellagane akkada tana boy frnd.. Girl ku poorthiga arthamindi , vala nana nu tane join cheshadani,.. Ventane velli boy nu hug chesukuni"iam sorry ra ededo matladanu , nv kaapadindi ma nana nu ra thank q very much ra" . Boy: hey m kadu edvaku chinna accdnt ley m avadu ok na... . girl: ma nanna ani nduku cheppaledu ra.... . boy: chepthe nekemouthundonani cheppaledu anduke ikkadiki rammani cheppindi . girl: sry ra ardam chesukoledu.... that is good friend.... ur's inaN....

Just for Fun

Boy : Hiii Girl : .......? Boy : Hello..... Girl : .............? Boy: Papam mattalu ravanukunta....... . Girl : Sachinooda .....vachuraaaa....... Boy : Mari hii ante reply lede...... Girl: Neeku enduku ivvali reply.......... Boy: Nijame nee dhantlonu oo point undhi............ Aiithe number ivvi parchiyam penchukundam....😅 Girl: Cha ...........antha ledu....... Boy : You know I am rich Girl : Indaka number addigav..........Ga idigo.... Boy : No no my name is Rich...😎 Just for fun ur's inaN

boy : I love u ra girl : I love u to ra . boy : manam yekkadikaina veldama time spend cheyadaniki . girl : ha gd idea ra . boy : kkk girl : kani yekkadiki veldham . boy : naku telusu suspence . repu kaludham byeee ( next day ) boy : bike yekku veldham . girl : ha ok ra . boy : start chesi velthunnaru . girl : koncham mellaga vellu ra bayam vesthundhi . boy : ha ok ra . girl : mellaga ra . boy : ha ok gani Nuv mundhu helmet pettuko . girl : nakendhuku ra . boy : cheppindhi Chet . girl :OK pettukunnanu . boy : OK accident ayindhi boy chanipoyadu kani girl bathikindhi thanu chanipoyina parledhu kani thanu preminchina ammai chanipokudadhu. ani annukunnadu . . ‪#‎moral‬: preminchina vallatho happy ga undatam okate kadu premante... preminchina vallu ekkadunna happyga undatame premante.... post suggested by Sai Dooluri

Oka chinna abbayiki road lo okka pic dorukuthundhi...... . Adhi oka ammayidhi..... . A photo chusi thanu chala istapadathaduu... . A little girl ni love chesthaduu..... Adhey thana first love... . Aa chinna abbayi perigi peddhavadu avthadu.... . Kani aa photo lo vunna ammayini chudaleka pothadduuu.... . Kani chivaraku thanaki pelli aypothundhi ani thelusukuntaduu.... . Kani thanani marchipolekaa a ammayi chinapati photo ni thana degarey pettukuntaduu.... . Aa abbayiki kudaa pelli aypothundhi... . Oka roju thana wife aa photo ni chusthundhi.... . Idhi neku ekada dorukuthundhi ani aduguthundhi..... . Adhi nadeggara chinnapati nundi... Em ala adigav ani aduguthaduu.... . Daniki thana wife... Idhi nenu na chinnapudu miss cheskunnanuu... Ani..... . Aa mata vinaganeyy a abbayi aanandaniki avadhululevu... . MORAL:- Devudu mana life patner ni manam puttaganeyy deside chesi vuntaduu..... . .. Kani manamey adhi thelikunda vethukuthuu vuntam.... . So please patient.... At last your dream girl will be come for you....!!!!!!! ur's inaN

In my village.... how is it frndssss.......... ur's inaN