Friend........

Life is 5 star, Mother is top star, Father is king star, Teacher is Ultimate star, Lover is action star, But A friend is the, “REAL STAR........@ ur'a inaN

Just fun with Customercare.........

Boy Called customer care A girl picked up the phone . Girl: namaste sir customer care nunchi meku yevidanga sahaya padagalanu..?? . Boy: thank u ummwa . Girl( angrily) : sry sir meeku yevidanga sahayapadagalanu..?? . Boy : madam nannu pelli... cheskuntara..?? . Girl: sir meeru wrong number ki call chesaru sir number check cheskondi... . Boy : wrong kadu correct number ki chesanu.. "-------" care kada idi.. . Girl: ha "-------" care sir.. But sorry sir nen pelli cheskolenu ...!! . Boy: mam listen to me. . Girl: no not interested sry . Boy: love marriage cheskundam honeymoon ki switzerland, arrange marriage aite paris..!! . Girl: sir nenu pelli cheskonu antunna . Boy :court marriage ki expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ki expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding lo aite 2000rs yem cheddam cheppu nuvve..!! . Girl: meeku okkasari chepte ardam kada??? Nen pelli cheskolenu antunna.. but meeru inka e offers yenduku cheptunnaru..?? . Boy : ippudu ardamayyida madam ma badha maku me thokkalo offers akkarledu ani call cut cheste malli call chesi dobbutuntaru yenduku.. Poni akkaditho urukuntara?? Daily 10Messages new offers ani pampistaru .. inkosari customers care nundi message or call vachhindi ante chepta ne pani .....!!!!! keep smile........@

God naku nachhadu...........@

"Devuda, o manchi devuda"! ma frnds ni kalavadaniki clg ichav, Aadukovadaniki labs ichav, Jokulu veskodanki teachers ni ichav, bunk kotte budhi ni kuda ichav! Kani endukaya xams pettav?:( Aina, inni ichav kabatti nu naku nachav, Oka roju mundu qustn paper leak iyyela chudu, Lekapote qstn paper rakunda chudu Adikuda kakapote,emi rayakunna markulese teachers ni chudu, ila ma clslo unna 60 stdnts ki Alage ma clg lo una 5400 stdnts ki, Inka Anni clge lo una...!? Naku no. sariga telidu,ila enta mandi unte andaru anni pass ayela chudu! nu chestav naku telsu..endukante basically u r god,vry gud god . ur's inaN.....

Brotherrrrrrrrr..............

Just for fun Girl (In Train) : Can I Sit Here? Boy : Ofcourse Its All Yours. Girl : Can I Take Some Water? Boy : Yes, Ofcourse Girl : Annayya Next Station Edi? . . . . . . . Boy : Mi Babu Emaina GPS Fit Chesada Na Brain Lo? Chetilo Phone Sacchindi Kada Phone Cheskoni Tagaladu. Ley Ley Seat Khali Cheyi Ika. Nenu Nidrapovali. Annayya Anta Annayya ur's inaN

What a Proposal...............

1st class boy proposing his classmate in magadheera style . boy:-"pencil ninnu thakindi,rubber kuda thakindi ninnu thakithe thappa"? girl:-"pencil raatha neripindi,rubbe r thappu cheripindi, vaatithoti polika neekela" boy:-"avi 3rd class varake thodossthay amma,ne 10th class varaku thoduntanamma" ur'a inaN........>>>@

Friendship.......@ ha ha ha ha

oka Ammayi room lo kurchoni chala edusthundhi… . . . . . . Vaalla Amma chusi daggarki vachi em jargindhi cheppamma, Naku cheppava Nenu nee frnd lanti dhanne kadha cheppu anindhi . . . . . . Appudu Ammayi :- Em cheppamantavey Nenu maa vonni kaludhamani Shopping Mall ki vellina, Akkada mee vodu Nannu chusesadu ika Akkadi nundi Inti varaku kottukuntu thiskochadu...... Ardhamaithe like kottandi.... ur's inaN......@

Girls are Rockzzzzzzz...............

Lovers are chatting in whats app there's conversation: Boy: hi Girl: hello Boy: Eame chestunavu ??? Girl: nothing, why? Boy: Mee intlo yevaru unaru??? Girl: Yavaru leru Boy: Ravala Girl: Raa Boy: ok . . . . . . . (boy went to her home ) Boy: Heyyy mee intikey lock undi anti Girl: Nenu mundhe chepanuga intlo evaru lerani njoy....... ur's inaN